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Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'Next time try decaf.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'