Insect Researcher Mugs

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Slugfest!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Bees v Wasps

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Fly Artist

Praying mantis.

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'