Insect Repellent User Mugs

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The prying mantis,

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"She's a natural!"

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Product Testing Department

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Russian Snail

"You drop yours first."

"What pheromone are you using?"

A millipede hanging up his Christmas stockings.

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'We're running late - can't you shave your legs tomorrow?'

Bee uniforms - Queen, Worker, Drone, Accountant

'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'

What Entomologists Don't Want You To See.

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

Cockroach Costume