Insect Collecting Mugs

'Johnny, no!...the best revenge is living well!'

Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...

Worm getting smucked by golf club.

Butterfly leads collector over cliff.

Henpecked Insect - 'Feeling peckish?'

'Oh, I eat pretty much any insect or grub, but not butterflies: They're so pretty...'

'No, the wicket's ok, I just hate ants.'

'Where did we go wrong? He wants to be an exterminator?'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'Time's fun!....when you're having flies...'

Exploring in the countryside.

'Call for backup.' (butterfly collectors)

Flies up the ante!

Rookie Mistake

"I think we better have a leg count."

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

"It went by so fast, I didn't have time to enjoy my days as a caterpillar."

"Hey, I thought you two weren't getting serious!"

Butterflies

Why is Susy the blowfly so happy?

No Smoking sign next to a bee hive.

'I'm an atheist!'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Looks like Steve's talking crap again.'

- c'mon, you fat morsel...a few more inches! -

'Once again Inspector, the identification will be difficult: This bug has been badly squashed...'

'All right, maybe John was a bit out of order, but there was no need to bite his head off!'

'I've never been out with a guy who stalks ants before...'

'What are you in for?'

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"

Butterfly Funerals

I love these guys! They make us look good!

"Never mind insecticides– now they think of us as protein."

Catching Butterflies

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."