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"True, Julian, there are 'no silly questions.' Ha, ha. But there are silly questioners."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

The Zoo.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Little help?"

'The Questioner'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Zenemies.

No Immediate Danger

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Rodin's Thinker.

"Is this who I am?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"And you need to know this why?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Assertiveness

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'