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"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

Agoraphobic Explorer

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

The Book Lover

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"And you need to know this why?"

Assertiveness

"It's going to be one of those days."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Capital

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Wordplay: Dilemma.

I don't know if neuronal stem cells can or cannot become blood cells but one thing is for sure, neuronal stem cells can become controversial.

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."