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The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'The middle one is cute.'

Squawk dirty to me...

'It has a bit that extends for entertaining.'

'What is your husband's income?'

'She seems to have found Mr. Right at last.'

Condom on snake rising out of a basket.

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'A cheeky red?'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.