Innovative Solutions Prints

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Floss Street Vendor

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man reading in lamp

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

Briquettes

Back scratcher

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"That's ONE way of putting the office laminator to good use..."

"Fall prevention!"

Man reading in a dark park using a streetlight as a book light

"We don't own one of those fancy vibrating chairs, so we put all our phones on vibrate and put them behind his back, then we call them."

The reception was held outdoors, next to an ATM, for the convenience of any guest who forgot to bring a gift.

Bike lane.

"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?"

Cut price supermarket with a trolley for a children's ride.

"It would be faster for you to do this online."

Mahout uses elephant's tusks to dry washing.

"The bird table was a smart move. No more cat trouble while they eat."