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"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Crap from the future.

'Is this the new input device?'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

The Hammer

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Floss Street Vendor

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Dog Walker

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Air freshener - pollution.

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I ran into a whittler.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Pisa and sons.

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'