"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."
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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'
Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
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"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."
'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."
"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."
"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"
"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."
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"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"
You looked different during our video chat.
'That must be my computer date.'
"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"
We met online.
'Let's do lunch.'
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
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"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."
Friday night was always sext night.
'We met online.'
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
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"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."
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