Innovative Art Supporter Pillows

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

Edward Colston

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Leaning tower of Pisa.

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

Poor turnout, Please help.

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

God Rules OK.

"Nude descending your tie."

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

"The department has run out of money..."

Musée d'Art Moderne