Innovative Art Supporter Pillows

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'I think we can be fairly sure that this one is not a Banksy.'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

Leaning tower of Pisa.

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Edward Colston

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

With Friends Like These

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

Ken Dodd

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

Poor turnout, Please help.

'It's a very interesting resume, but have you ever done anything other than bar napkins?'

"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."

God Rules OK.

"Nude descending your tie."

"The department has run out of money..."

Musée d'Art Moderne

"Bring on The Wall, Donald!"

Man steps off ledge of high-rise, walks on roofs of buildings.

I can't believe Randy works at a male strip club. I feel weird. I drank too much. You did not. You've had two drinks. Don't be a whiner. I think I love Rudy. Step away from the bottle, lush! I'm afraid.