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"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

Caveman is unable to attract venture capital for his square wheel invention.

Insurance was invented about an hour after the wheel.

"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."

New wireless telephone poles.

"Call the staffing agency and cancel. I made this guy with a 3-D Printer."

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Mailbox-computer

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"That's the patent number."

'The robots have gone on strike...'

'Find an economist that supports our position, and if you can't, 3-D print one!'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

"People were steal his ideas"

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

The man who turned up with last years laptop.

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'In this economy, it's just not selling.'

Empty box of ideas

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

COVID-19 Isolation Innovation

It was Ugs discovery, but it would be exploited by others.

'Any ideas?'(scientists in a lab).

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

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