Innovation Lover Pillows

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

Caveman is unable to attract venture capital for his square wheel invention.

Insurance was invented about an hour after the wheel.

"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."

"Call the staffing agency and cancel. I made this guy with a 3-D Printer."

New wireless telephone poles.

"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

Mailbox-computer

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Find an economist that supports our position, and if you can't, 3-D print one!'

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

"That's the patent number."

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"People were steal his ideas"

The man who turned up with last years laptop.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

It was Ugs discovery, but it would be exploited by others.

COVID-19 Isolation Innovation

'In this economy, it's just not selling.'

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'Well, the research guys made a fantastic breakthrough. Now it's on you marketing folks to find out how to sell it.'

"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."

Empty box of ideas

'Any ideas?'(scientists in a lab).

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'Change - yes, but is now really the moment to be discussing change?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.