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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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European currency on the edge.

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Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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'This graph may need some explaining...'

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I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

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"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

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