Innovation Consultant Mugs

Technology - Not High Tech, Not Low Tech, But Just the Right Tech.

A man having a light bulb screwed into his head.

'Rocks, sticks, dirt... we've got to learn to think outside the box.'

'This company needs young brains like yours.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

"You've got one day to come up with something new and exciting yet safe and time tested."

"I asked for fresh ideas. These are about a decade past their 'sell by' date."

"I have some ideas on how to increase productivity, improve employee morale and save the company thousands of dollars a year, but I need this job."

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

"Let's not bother him. He's in his think tank."

"That's Finlay. He's our idea man."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

STRIP *Shelf Life * THE BIG ONE!

We're looking for someone who can think out of the box.

"Good luck at the patent office"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'