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After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Eureka!

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

The original paperless office

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."