Inner Thought Explorer Pillows

How are you? (About to drop dead, I hope, you arrogant jerk...)

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Man and brain

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Human Brain

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Entropy.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Joe's Bar: Not Responsible For Lost or Stolen Intellectual Property.

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'