Inner Peace Pursuers T-Shirts

"Do you realize your lips move when you meditate?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Noise Pollution

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

She required plenty of personal space.

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Make me one with everything!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."