Ink Stain Survivor Pillows

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

Emergency Pants

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

'I've been transferred again.'

'What luck!'

"But I don't run out of ink."

"How much more for pinstripes?"