Ink Stain Survivor Pillows

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Emergency Pants

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'What luck!'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'I've been transferred again.'

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"But I don't run out of ink."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'