Ink And Pixel Enthusiast Gifts

The Computer Bore

Where Indian ink came from.

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Trees tattoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Cat in a rat suit with caption 'Rat is Cat'.

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"