Injustice Fighter Pillows

Carillion Catastrophe

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Human rights

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Human Rights for All

Hypocrisy about poverty

Mou...Man trap!

Art Plagiarism

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Old administration and torture.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Law 'N' Order

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'