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'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

The Cougher

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

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"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Man with broken leg in cast.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Big slipper.