Injury Imitator Prints

'Hello, 911?'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Rowing machine on a river.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Copycat.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

"May I have your autograph?"

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Parroting

"He's a bull dog."

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

'You can name your salary... but don't name it 'Fred'. That's mine.'

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Children playing divorcees

Performance.

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

'Sorry Mr Jones, we don't think you're the right person to work here at the Serious Fraud Office.'

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."