Inheritance Strategists Prints

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'