Inheritance Enjoyer Mugs

'I thank God every day that Great - Grandfather made the most of his peak earning years!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'Look around, son...Some day all of this, minus my huge golden parachute, will be yours.'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

She's leaving me all her money.'

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

'Forget it, sonny. My power of attorney is all sorted out.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.