Inheritance Aficionado Prints

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'One of my forebears.'

Solicitor tells cats: 'It's unorthodox, I know, but old Mrs Featherstone has left her entire estate to her immediate family.'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'