Infrastructure Planner T-Shirts

Japan-Reconstruction

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Atlantis Congress. So your flood-control bill didn't make it out of committee --- It's not the end of the world.

Highway Dept. Truck Weigh Station. The weigh station is the biggest thing we've ever built! Yeah, it's a large scale project!

"Our potholed highways perfect for training astronauts to drive on the moon."

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"We only got six days of funding."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

When Engineers Crack.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Neversource"

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Third Option

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."