Infrastructure Analyst Pillows

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

No Infrastructure Next 50 Miles

Third Option

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Next train: Deluged

Infrastructure Inspection - Repair

HS2 time bomb...

Welcome To The Third World

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

US Energy Needs.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Neversource"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

HUAWEI 5G

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Progress?

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

Critical Ethanol report

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"