Information Guardian Mugs

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Natural Disasters

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The World Weeps

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Fact amnesty"

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'No cheating'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Information Security

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Someone hacked into his account. It's the third time this month he's renamed his cat."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'