Information Fusionist Pillows

Footballer and Bacteria.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Moby Dick

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Do you want to save changes?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Hanukkah tree

"I'd like to make a return."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

'The hood gives it street cred.'

Youth Returns to Religion

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"You didn't have to go to the store for stuffing mix, Mom. I used our leftover Halloween candy."

Women bathing at the seaside

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Pirate Yoga

Vote Claus.

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"