Info Highway Cruiser Prints

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

French Early Bird

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Heart of America or Bypass

Ignore him he's just showing off

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'