Info Highway Cruiser Prints

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Heart of America or Bypass

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"