Inflation Analyst Pillows

My parents are going to abandom me phobia.

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.

Cyclist dismayed as price of air at pump has gone up from 20p to £5 due to Credit Crunch.

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."

Eighteen Dollar MILK

Inflation.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Guess who's hinting for a raise.

"Okay - where was I?"

Gas prices.

'Sorry, Pendleton, but we give raises based on work performance, not on the rising cost of gasoline!'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

In and Out Sourced.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Alms Bank

Viva Belarus!

Keep the econoimy moving

Out of control

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.