Inflatable Animal Collector Prints

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'They sure have small litters.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

'Researching the opossum article.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Yes, honey, you are adopted...'

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

Rubber Ring

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"She's a weiner cat."

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Hats

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

Deflating Island

Pick A Lawyer

I gave at the office. !