Infertility Warrior Prints

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

The Three Wise Queens

The Cougher

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

NHS targets

Manspreading in Art

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Pregnancy Test

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

Science and mothers day

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Thank you My next song is about female survival in a male dominated society on 300 after tax,'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.