Infectious Disease Debunker Prints

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

Anti-Vaxxers

Tall stories

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Rise of the Drones

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

Covid Juggling

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?