Infection Rate Illustrator Gifts

Flatten the curve. . .

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Strainspotting

Corona Funeral

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Frontline health workers

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Fighting the Zika Virus

Pavement Artist

Covid v Vaccinator

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Maria Sibylla Merian

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"You're a carrier."

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Covid-19 reaper

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Just in time for Halloween...