Infantryman T-Shirts

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 3

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

Sergeant shouting at soldiers

Volunteer field day at Brighton, April 21, 1862

Riflemen Drilling

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Servicemen.

Cat in a tank...

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Military Medals

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Monuments

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.