Infant Cacophony Coordinator Prints

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother Nature

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"He talks the talk."