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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Trickledown economics

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Examiners.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Office of quality assurance"

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"Smart Arse"

Surveys and economic interests

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

Lambs to the Slaughter

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"I lobby for rich people."

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'