Inequality Educator Mugs

Rich & Poor

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Campaign for Plain English

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

The Evolution Of Man.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Trickledown economics

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Knight school.