Industry Iconoclast T-Shirts

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

"They're comfortable."

Had enough of the box.

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Self raising Lazarus.

Bad Influence of TV

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.

'We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious.'

Oil Workers

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Punks get old.

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

"We must have had an order."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"This still life is an example of the use of irony in postmodern art."

'Dress code?'

Chemoco International

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress