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"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Win - win

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'