Industrial Past Romantic T-Shirts

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Idle parts

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Surprised?"

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

Trilby - 'A throne in Bohemia'.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Female Vampire: OHHH, honey! How sweet! Breakfast in coffin!

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

"Happy fifth eruption, Dear!"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

'Brewers Men'

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

Trilby - 'My sister dear'.