Industrial Irony Seeker Mugs

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"Management think staff need to use their initiative more, and they forwarded a 65 page memo on how they want you to do it."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

"I have serious doubts about the theory of evolution."

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

"Isn't, 'buzzword' a buzzword?"

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'Sure, we can keep the floors clean. Well just use the stuff we bleach the flour with.'

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'

'My earthly body is still in the doctor's waiting room.'

"We must have had an order."

Muscle Steriods.

Chemoco International

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Santa and his sleigh hit a flare stack.

An unequal opportunity employer.

"I don't like our platitude Perkins!"

'Someone accidentally deleted the data you've been inputting. Looks like I'll have to hire you temps full time.'

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

Nature and Man

'At least, the customers still remember our company, our products and me...'

Accident free button gives an electric shock.

Lean manufacture

Ecological Mortar