Industrial Inspector Prints

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

All Natural Nothing

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

"Sorry, I don't need Life Insurance. Do you mind if I ask who does your marketing research?"

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Quality Control

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Inspected by Inspector #12

Lightbulb Maker

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

Volkswagen Scandal

Robots/inspected.

"We have the state insurance inspector at ten, the FDA inspector at eleven, the OSHA inspector at noon, the nuclear regulatory inspector at two..."

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

Safety First.

Tourist information

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

Inspectors #2 and #3 inspect clothing.

Recall notice

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

'It says: 'Inspected by No. 23'.'

'Actually, I don't know what I was thinking hiring you, Jack.'

'Institute for the study of innovative ways to get government grants'

'Hello, Trading Standards...I've taken delivery of goods that may not be genuine.'

'You say it's a boat, I say it's a house, and it's not up to code.'

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"...he's the factory inspector."

This is Mr.Wilkns, the council's safety officer.