Indulgence Resistor Pillows

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Secretive Weigh In.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Wine not?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Greedy child

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'