Indulgence Investigator Prints

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Any time is cake o'clock

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"This is not good at all!"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Fingerprint Show

"Wine not?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Greedy child

Two men converse secretively