Indulgence Fan Mugs

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

A giant glass of red wine

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

Dessert

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Wine not?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Bangers and Mash

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'