Indulgence Experts Mugs

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Make your resolutions achievable.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Chocs away.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"Wine not?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Greedy child

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'