Indulgence Avoider Pillows

Buffet - now glutton free.

Any time is cake o'clock

The Amazing Man-Spider

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Greedy child

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Dieting is for losers.

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.