Indulgence Avoider Pillows

Buffet - now glutton free.

Any time is cake o'clock

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

Greedy child

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Dieting is for losers.

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'They opened an ice cream shop by the gym.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"Mmmm..choclates thank you Nigel, I just love chocolates"

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'You'd probably enjoy the chocolate cake, Sir. It's sinfully rich.'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

Pasta, Cookies, Antacids.

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"