Indoor Jungle Cultivator Mugs

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Watering Plans

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Blue sky thinking

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

House plants

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

urban agriculture

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

"What are you growing?"

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Cat being licked by plant.

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Hydroponic Gardening

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

"So I can eat better here at work."

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'